Another wash day here again
Guess I better get to it
Oh No!!!!
My washing machine needs fixin'
Husband says,
"Don't worry Honey, I can do it"
Those are words
I don't want to hear
Whenever he "fixes"
I become petrified with fear
So there he goes
lookin' for his wrench
Now where did he leave it last
I better get out the phone book
and find a repairman....fast!
"You don't need a repairman
I can fix a "little" leak"
Oh dear, I can hardly breathe
My washday future is lookin'
mighty bleak
"Hey Hon.....Where's my hammer"
"Hammer??? Hammer????"
I begin to stammer
Yellow Pages....
Lookin' under "R"
I gotta find a repairman that's
not too far
Oh Gee.....not "R"
I have to get a grip here
Under "Washing Machine Repair"
Need one that's really near
"HEY HONEY!!!!!!"
He's yellin' at me,
"HURRY AND BRING DOWN
A BUNCH OF TOWELS"
I'm runnin' as fast as I can
"OH NO!!!!!"
What am I going to do with this man????
Water comin' out here and there
Water comin' out EVERYWHERE!!!
"I'm callin' the repairman"
So up the stairs I go
He yells......
"NOOOO....I got it under control"
Yeah...so I see
Water only to the ankles
instead of the knees
And that's the story
of my wash day blues
Now I'm here at the appliance store
Let me see.....
Which new washing machine
shall I choose
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