You can call me 'Granny'
That's all right by me
But, don't dare put me in that rockin' chair
No sir-reee

Put me on a skateboard
Wow, what a trip
Watch me ....
OOPS!!
A broken hip

I'll sign up for a karate class
Wow, learn a 'granny attack'
Watch me ....
OOPS!!
I threw out my back

Maybe that's too daring
Somethin' calmer I would like
I know .....
Get myself a bike

Pedal slow and steady
Wow, this is a breeze
Watch me ......
OOPS!!
There goes my knees

Try somethin' new
But what can I choose
I know what would be fun
How about a cruise

It won't wreck my creaky knees
my back or break my hip
OH NO .... OOPS!
I'm gettin' sea sick!!

I think I better cool it
Give me my rockin' chair
I'll try somethin' new all right....
Just move it from here to there!!!


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