REAL MOTHERS Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sand box. Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. Real Mothers know that dried playdough doesn't come out of shag carpets. Real Mothers sometimes ask "Why me?" and get their answer when a little voice says, "Because I love you best." Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height, years, or grade... it is marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to Mom. Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up. Send this to a friend! CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE FUNPAGES! Click HERE to join our FREE Mailing List and get New Greetings in your inbox daily.