Don't try to console me
Don't try to control me
Don't talk, don't touch, don't stare
If you come around or make a sound
I warn ya .... you better BEWARE!!!



The only thing you can do?!?!?! ....
LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH....I'M TALKIN' TO YOU
Don't invade this space where I stand
Approach with caution
You better have chocolates in hand



I'm cravin' potato chips
My clothes won't fit around my hips
And, OH SO burdened with STRIFE
Surely you can guess I have PMS
STAY AWAY
IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!!!!

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