 I booted you up this morning and what did I see You sent me a message, I thought how could this be You told me Smart Failure is predicted on your hard disk You said failure may be imminent, I said tsk tsk I do want to thank you for sending me this warning I have been backing up and saving my work all this morning I must say though, I’m not ready to give in How can I let you, a lowly computer, win? Your PC should be something you can rely on, like a friend But if it is an HP, it might be your enemy before the end My experience with you has been nothing but a chore The problems, the headaches, oh they are such a bore Don’t you know that I spent good money on you Why would you send me such a message to make me feel blue You know I had another one, a brand new one, just like you And he sent me the same message, oh yes it is true I called the manufacturer when this happened before They said, no you can’t take it back to the store Send it in to us and we will do what we can I did, they did, and from this they had a plan They said, we can’t fix it, but we will send out another So here you came, and you are just like your brother You both were named after your daddy weren’t you Your last name is Packard, and your first name, in short, is Hew What I don’t seem to get or better yet, understand You keep saying it is “Smart Failure,” was this planned? Well, It doesn’t seem very smart, no not to me Or maybe it is, on your part, wait, now maybe I see If this is a game, maybe to get all my money Cause the repair bill will be high, oh I got news for you honey Not one dime will your daddy get, you know the great “HP” Before I’ll do that, into the trash can you will be I’m sending out a message to all that I know Don’t be tricked into thinking of spending your dough This I will say, NEVER again will I buy anything HP might sell Next time Dude, I’ll be getting me a DELL Copyright March 2003 Theresa R. Griffin Used with permission. Mailing List and get New Greetings in your inbox daily. 
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