Do you have a person
living with you
But you can't see
Well, I do
And their name is
simply.....
"Not Me"
Now, I have never seen them
I don't even know if they are
a "he" or a "she"
I just know them by their name
"Not Me"
"WHO TRACKED THE MUD
ALL OVER MY CLEAN FLOOR????
Did anyone happen to see?"
"Not Me"
"Not Me"
"Not Me"
Yes I have three kids
Not Me makes four
How strange it is
at dinner time
I'll put an extra chair
But when we sit down
for dinner
Not Me is not there
Now you would think
if they are not there for dinner
they don't eat......
WRONG!!!
"WHO GOT INTO THE
SPECIAL DESSERT
THAT WAS FOR OUR COMPANY
BECAUSE IT'S ALL.....
GONE???"
"Not Me"
"Not Me"
"Not Me"
So answers my sweet little three
And when it comes to chores
We make a list of who does what
and they all agree
Now....
Who's turn to feed the dog?
"Not Me"
"Not Me"
"Not Me"
Poor dog wonders...
I could starve
What the heck is this?
When it comes to chores
Not Me never does his
Yes I have three perfect
little angels
Can't you see ?
But I've got one
that's just a little devil
and their name is
simply....
"Not Me"
