~Monster Dust Bunny~
I'm going out of my mind
They're lurking in my home
In-between the furniture
Under my bed they roam
I always have to search
and fight
They keep hiding
out of my sight
I get out my vacuum cleaner
Searching high and low
They're such sneaky little creatures
I don't know where they go
They hide from me
Never make a sound
"I'LL GET YOU!!!!!"
I begin to look all around
Now you may just think
this is funny
But....
I've been invaded by a
Monster Dust Bunny
I just know he is
the leader of the pack
I pursue him with a
vacuum cleaner attack
This is such a puzzle to me
How on earth can he hide
He's gotta be at least
Ten feet tall and ten feet wide
My neighbors hear all the excitement
in my house
They are standing
out on my lawn
Now they want to know
what the heck is going on
I yell out the window,
"HURRY UP....... SEND IN
REINFORCEMENT"
You wanna know what they did
It was the men in white coats
they sent
"NO WAIT!!!!!!.....
LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY
IT'S A
MONSTER DUST BUNNY TAKEOVER"
I kept yellin' as they carried me away
Copyright © 7/21/03
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