Day in and day out Better be careful what you do It's traveling around the world The "Internet Spread" will catch up with you Many years ago... before the computer came around This ailment called "Internet Spread" was nowhere to be found Now from morning to night People are there... You know where.... In front of computers sitting on a chair That chair will do it to you every time You know what I have found It'll make your bottom really round You can try to sit a little more to the left or a little more to the right Instead of just flat That still won't keep your backside firm and tight I guess you can stand for a while Like an hour or two Then the muscles back there drop Yep...that's just what they do This is what happens It all goes saggy Next thing you know you got a fanny that's baggy This is the truth If it's something you dread Don't sit in front of the computer Or you'll get "Internet Spread" © 2007 Tarasfunpages.com NOTE: All content is Copyright through the Library Of Congress. Written especially for Tarasfunpages.com Any other reproduction is done breaking copyright law. Do not reproduce, distribute or display on "other" websites in any way, shape or form without the site's expressed and written permission. Click HERE to join our FREE Mailing List and get New Greetings in your inbox daily. Midi "Too Fat Polka" by Tom Brusky