I get up in the morning
at the break of dawn
Drag my body to the kitchen
Put the coffee on
Pour myself a cup
of strong Colombian brew
Then I run to my computer
Is there mail from you?
The telephone is ringin'
There's someone at the door
Maybe they'll go away
I can just ignore
My breathing is racin'
I breakout in a sweat
Oh My Goodness
are these hives?
I haven't read my email yet
I've got this stupid dial-up
It comes on like a snail
Anticipation is building
THEN....there it is
YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!!
In-between the ads
and other junk they send me
All the names of Internet Friends
I'm as happy as can be
I read your news
I read your jokes
I laugh till my sides are achin'
Then I send them on to others
I'm so excited
Both my hands start shakin'
Since I got this computer
I've forgotten what some
words mean
What's that you say???
Housework???
Cooking???
Any laundry clean???
Don't ask those questions
I'm the Internet Queen
Hey...my on-line buddies
did you ever think of this?
Just where we would be.....?
THANK YOU
Thomas Edison for
E*LEC*TRIC*ITY!!!
