~HO HO HO~

They do this to me every year
It's these people, where I live
Dress me up and put my picture
on Christmas cards they give

Now surely they can tell
by my very unpleasant expression
I really don't want to do this
It puts me in a state of depression

I just want to tell them....
"PLEEEEZE.....
I don't want to do this anymore"
My dignity is gone.......
right out the door

OKAY.....there's my cue
Time to perform...
Hope I get this right
"HO HO HO......
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a Very Good Night....."

Move over Santa Clause......
BAH...HUMBUG

Copyright © 11/30/03

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