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~ HELP ME!! ~

Who is this funny lookin' person?!?!?!
They just plopped me on his lap
I really didn't want to come
I wanted to take my nap

Mom and Dad are smilin' at me
With camera in their hand
They give me to this stranger
And think that it's so grand

What is that white stuff on his face
Fluffed around his chin
He don't look like anybody I know
And I've seen lots of men

Maybe if I scream and cry
And make a really big frown
He'll let me go to Mom and Dad
He'll just put me down

My heart is poundin'
I'm scared to death
I can't think
Can't get my breath

MOMMY, DADDY SAVE ME
PLEEEZZZ
COME AND GET ME
OFF HIS KNEES!!!!

I know what I'll do to get away
Somethin' HE won't forget
HA, HA look at him NOW
I got his lap all WET!!!!

Have A Very Happy Holiday!


Copyright © 11/28/04

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