1. Your famous lasts words are, "Ask your Mother," 2. It use to be wine, women and song! Now it's kool-aid, Mom and Barney! 3. You use to walk to school in three feet of snow, uphill both directions! 4. You know what "Honey Do's" are. 5. You Favorite Football Team is in the Little Leagues! 6. Everything starts with, "Well, when I was a kid," 7. You start sounding like your Father! 8. You can't understand how your six year old, turned sixteen over night! 9. You can recite the entire McDonald's Menu by heart! 10. You look at your childrens sleeping little faces, and tears come to your eyes! Mailing List and get New Greetings in your inbox daily.   
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