
~THIS IS CINDER~
Don't be fooled by that
cute little face
I will tell you the truth
about this cat
It is fluffy and furry
and purrs......
Just before you get
attacked!!

Now when Cinder was just
a kitten
The cutest one in the bunch
Little did we know
This kitten would one day
try and have our feet for lunch

We could walk past it
Thinking little kitty was asleep
And just as we were out
of kitty's reach, so we thought
This cat would fly out of their bed
in one giant leap

Claws into the ankle
and teeth into the foot
One loud yell....
"CINDER LET GO"
Just about then
kitty had our toe

I'm telling you
that cute face is a con
Full of deceit
You can have the cat
OR
You can have your feet
Not both

But it's my Daughter's cat
A gift.....
I felt sorry for her
I thought, wouldn't it be nice
'Cause she lived alone
After a long day at work
to have a sweet
little cat waiting at home

Well, she has a cat
waiting at home
It is not.....
AND
I repeat...
Not Sweet...
But....
she loves her pet
So she walks around
with bandages on her feet

Now maybe this cat is just
a little mad at us
Because when I gave it to her
She named her new little kitten...
Cinderella
But, after a trip to the vet
We found out that we had a
CinderFELLA

For the whole first month
we thought
He was a She....
That is so sad
Poor cat...guess it's our fault
That would make anybody mad!!
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