My...My the "friends" I've had
Some have made me sooooo "glad"
And some????
Well...........
Let's just say,
they made me sooooo "sad"

I'm the type of person
that once I'm a friend you've found
I'll stick with ya 'til the bitter end
Yessiree.....
I'll always be around



You see....
I'll scratch your back...
'Cause I just love ya
I'll think all is goin' along just fine
Then...Oh My Gosh....
Did you just stab mine?????

Well, heck my friend
Your basement was a floodin'
You were about to drowned
But there I was swimmin' around
'til you was found
'Cause you're my buddy, my friend
I'll stick with ya till the bitter end



Then....."Hey my buddy,"
I said too you,
"I got a little leak in my sink here
There's somethin' I need ya to do....
Can ya give me a hand?"
"By golly," you just said,
"I'm goin' fishin' instead
You'll do fine....catch ya next time"

Well, well now .... Whack
Ouch!!!!
Oh my achin' back



Then the time you was
all sad and down
Here ya came one day
You didn't have the car payment
They were gonna take your car away
What did I say?????
"Don't worry buddy,
don't be so sad...
for this month I'll pick up your tab"
'Cause you're my buddy, my friend
I'll stick with ya till the bitter end



Then....."Hey my buddy,"
I said too you,
"I need a few bucks
There's somethin' I need ya to do....
Ya think ya can help me out?
I need a little gas in my car to
get through till the weekend"
Well, heck...ya just looked at me
and said, "Too bad my friend...
You'll do fine.....catch ya next time"



Well, well now .... Whack
Ouch!!!!
Oh my achin' back

Yeppers my friend....
I'll scratch your back...
'Cause I just love ya
I'll toss ya a lifeline
Then...Oh My Gosh....
Did you just stab mine?????



Oh, my achin' back...
With friends like this who needs enemies
I've been around for a long while
Ya know what???
I think I'll just grit my teeth and smile

Yessiree, my good buddy
You'll do fine.....catch ya next time




Disclaimer: This poem is meant for laughs only.
All people and incidents
mentioned above are fictional and a
complete fabrication of this poet's mind...
Not necessarily being of the sound sort.....
However.....
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead
is purely coincidental.
*SMILE*

Copyright © 2003








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Midi
Friends In Low Places
by
Garth Brooks